[綜合]無題 無名 ID:xLqJb3t6 2020/04/03(五) 22:20:48.456 No.18047454
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I wish my parents had me in Taiwan, not America.
I go back to Taiwan every year and start feeling happy the second my flight lands at Taoyuan International.
When I'm in the US I just feel depressed and sad.
I can't even read or write Chinese because I cried when my parents tried to teach me as a kid so they gave up.
I go back to Taiwan every year and start feeling happy the second my flight lands at Taoyuan International.
When I'm in the US I just feel depressed and sad.
I can't even read or write Chinese because I cried when my parents tried to teach me as a kid so they gave up.
Wǒ xīwàng wǒ de fùmǔ zài táiwān ér bùshì měiguó yǒu wǒ.
Měinián wǒ huí dào táiwān, dì èr cì fēi wǎng táoyuán guójì jīchǎng, jiù kāishǐ gǎndào gāoxìng.
Dāng wǒ zài měiguó shí, wǒ zhǐ huì gǎndào jǔsàng hé bēishāng.
Wǒ shén zhì wúfǎ dú huò xiě zhōngwén, yīnwèi dāng wǒ de fùmǔ xiǎng jiào wǒ yīgè háizi de shíhòu wǒ kūle, tāmen fàngqìle
Měinián wǒ huí dào táiwān, dì èr cì fēi wǎng táoyuán guójì jīchǎng, jiù kāishǐ gǎndào gāoxìng.
Dāng wǒ zài měiguó shí, wǒ zhǐ huì gǎndào jǔsàng hé bēishāng.
Wǒ shén zhì wúfǎ dú huò xiě zhōngwén, yīnwèi dāng wǒ de fùmǔ xiǎng jiào wǒ yīgè háizi de shíhòu wǒ kūle, tāmen fàngqìle
>>18047533
Are you circumcised?
Are you circumcised?
Why don't you stay in Taiwan?
無題 無名 ID:2ozCwmvg 2020/04/03(五) 22:35:42.489 No.18047590
>>18047566
............
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日本語でおｋ？
Taiwan is just a fucking third world country,
you can't find any reason to stay here after the epidemic
you can't find any reason to stay here after the epidemic
>>18047566
if I kill myself I wouldn't be able to go to Taiwan anymore...
>>18047578
no, my mom couldn't stand the thought of having her firstborn son mutilated
>>18047587
I don't have Taiwan citzenship because I was born in the US...
if I kill myself I wouldn't be able to go to Taiwan anymore...
>>18047578
no, my mom couldn't stand the thought of having her firstborn son mutilated
>>18047587
I don't have Taiwan citzenship because I was born in the US...
無題 無名 ID:xLqJb3t6 2020/04/03(五) 22:42:40.629 No.18047633
>>18047601
Taiwan is not a third world country. Taiwan is the only country in the world that handled Chinese flu properly...
>>18047597
I want to learn Japanese but I can't even read Chinese.
Taiwan is not a third world country. Taiwan is the only country in the world that handled Chinese flu properly...
>>18047597
I want to learn Japanese but I can't even read Chinese.
>>18047602
show me you boob with you ID on top
show me you boob with you ID on top
>>18047602
If one of your parents has Taiwan citizenship, you have Taiwan citizenship.
If one of your parents has Taiwan citizenship, you have Taiwan citizenship.
>>18047636
no
>>18047673
I asked my mom about me applying for TW citizenship and she said that I'd have to do military service so she wouldn't help me (won't give me her citizenship info)
no
>>18047673
I asked my mom about me applying for TW citizenship and she said that I'd have to do military service so she wouldn't help me (won't give me her citizenship info)
在公沙小= =
我還以為我登到4C了= =
我還以為我登到4C了= =
>>18047699
>I'd have to do military service so she wouldn't help me (won't give me her citizenship info)
lol, no you won't
there's lots of ways to avoid that, especially you are dual nationality
>I'd have to do military service so she wouldn't help me (won't give me her citizenship info)
lol, no you won't
there's lots of ways to avoid that, especially you are dual nationality
>>18047454
Literally nothing is keeping you from learning Chinese. And if we're being honest, finding a job without Chinese is possible, especially if you're willing to teach.
So stop being a huge faggot and take action.
Literally nothing is keeping you from learning Chinese. And if we're being honest, finding a job without Chinese is possible, especially if you're willing to teach.
So stop being a huge faggot and take action.
無題 無名 ID:nONVG8dY 2020/04/03(五) 22:55:37.200 No.18047723
>>18047720
I remember reading on the TW Embassy website that US dual citizen doesn't exempt you from military service
>>18047721
Chinese is hard though... I don't think I'd be a good teacher cause I have little patience.
>>18047728
;_;
I remember reading on the TW Embassy website that US dual citizen doesn't exempt you from military service
>>18047721
Chinese is hard though... I don't think I'd be a good teacher cause I have little patience.
>>18047728
;_;
外來種滾！
>>18047772
島民為什麼不學英文
島民為什麼不學英文
無題 無名 ID:7Ga//O3I 2020/04/03(五) 23:05:05.413 No.18047779
真的覺得周子瑜很醜.........
無題 無名 ID:aIuOlOxE 2020/04/03(五) 23:06:15.941 No.18047791
>>18047454
post your best meme or get out
post your best meme or get out
>>18047454
would you post your passport or ID with timestamp to back up your claims?
would you post your passport or ID with timestamp to back up your claims?
>>18047751
你是之前那個台灣美國混血島民嗎
你是之前那個台灣美國混血島民嗎
>>18047751
>I remember reading on the TW Embassy website that US dual citizen doesn't exempt you from military service
yep, but that doesn't mean you can't trick it.
for example, find some relative who works in authorities. spend some money or let them fuck you i don't care.
all you have to do is let the military knows that you aren't capable to do the job. it's not that hard for a local grown taiwanese, and it's way more easy for a man like you who is a us citizen and a taiwanese too.
>I remember reading on the TW Embassy website that US dual citizen doesn't exempt you from military service
yep, but that doesn't mean you can't trick it.
for example, find some relative who works in authorities. spend some money or let them fuck you i don't care.
all you have to do is let the military knows that you aren't capable to do the job. it's not that hard for a local grown taiwanese, and it's way more easy for a man like you who is a us citizen and a taiwanese too.
無題 無名 ID:9vVXTUJo 2020/04/03(五) 23:09:02.049 No.18047819
>>18047809
ok
>>18047811
I assume hun xie means hapa
I am not a hapa, both my parents are Han Chinese Taiwanese
>>18047813
I don't have any family in TW government. Also I wouldn't want to risk being banned from Taiwan for lying to the government...
>>18047818
If you think Tzuyu is ugly you are either blind or a homo.
ok
>>18047811
I assume hun xie means hapa
I am not a hapa, both my parents are Han Chinese Taiwanese
>>18047813
I don't have any family in TW government. Also I wouldn't want to risk being banned from Taiwan for lying to the government...
>>18047818
If you think Tzuyu is ugly you are either blind or a homo.
無題 無名 ID:fo32aNIE 2020/04/03(五) 23:21:36.253 No.18047948
>>18047926
There are objectively beautiful girls in this world and Tzuyu is one of them.
I should correct myself: If you think Tzuyu is ugly, you are either homo, blind, or jealous.
There are objectively beautiful girls in this world and Tzuyu is one of them.
I should correct myself: If you think Tzuyu is ugly, you are either homo, blind, or jealous.
無題 無名 ID:BHpolOIc 2020/04/03(五) 23:22:57.275 No.18047962
韓國的藝人體系
幾乎所有的藝人都是性奴
大家還吸得這麼開心...
幾乎所有的藝人都是性奴
大家還吸得這麼開心...
無題 無名 ID:1hjgyjYE 2020/04/03(五) 23:28:40.259 No.18048010
無題 無名 ID:mgxk78KA 2020/04/03(五) 23:32:10.028 No.18048048
>>18047984
林大金婆啦操機掰
林大金婆啦操機掰
無題 無名 ID:xLqJb3t6 2020/04/03(五) 23:32:33.697 No.18048054
>>18048003
ni shi bu shi yi bai kg de niu shen?
I don't think any straight male will find Tzuyu ugly...
(I don't know pinyin I am just sounding out the Chinese words in my head and attempting to write it out)
ni shi bu shi yi bai kg de niu shen?
I don't think any straight male will find Tzuyu ugly...
(I don't know pinyin I am just sounding out the Chinese words in my head and attempting to write it out)
無題 無名 ID:fo32aNIE 2020/04/03(五) 23:32:35.905 No.18048055
無題 無名 ID:CdCXZVvs 2020/04/03(五) 23:32:36.204 No.18048056
KPOP圈內的偶像互相投票子瑜去年第一今年第二還第三
評價是本人有種高貴的氣質 是這種年紀的女生很難得有的
KPOP圈內偶像時常因為工作見面 評價比精障島民可信度高多了
評價是本人有種高貴的氣質 是這種年紀的女生很難得有的
KPOP圈內偶像時常因為工作見面 評價比精障島民可信度高多了
We have to learn English. Why don't you try to learn the Chinese? Language is not drop from the sky. If you are not willing to learn their local language, please give-up your stupid daydream.
無題 無名 ID:g8JE8Gg2 2020/04/03(五) 23:35:48.693 No.18048084
>>18047751
If you are born after January 1, 1994, you only need to receive four months of military training. Otherwise, you have to serve alternative service (working in government) for a year.
If you are born after January 1, 1994, you only need to receive four months of military training. Otherwise, you have to serve alternative service (working in government) for a year.
>>18048065
I can speak and understand Chinese fine, I just cannot read or write. Mom/dad/grandma/grandpa all spoke Chinese while I was growing up so I (thankfully) don't have western accent when speaking Chinese.
I can speak and understand Chinese fine, I just cannot read or write. Mom/dad/grandma/grandpa all spoke Chinese while I was growing up so I (thankfully) don't have western accent when speaking Chinese.
無題 無名 ID:CdCXZVvs 2020/04/03(五) 23:40:58.164 No.18048128
其實拿周子瑜國中的照片來說的確算是不難找的姿色
但是畢竟底子好從小拿去KPOP圈泡著長大自然不會浪費資質長成8+9妹
而且我認為黃狗事件對她影響很大 是剛好造成她氣質出眾的原因之一
但是畢竟底子好從小拿去KPOP圈泡著長大自然不會浪費資質長成8+9妹
而且我認為黃狗事件對她影響很大 是剛好造成她氣質出眾的原因之一
無題 無名 ID:jRXW/YCg 2020/04/03(五) 23:41:58.572 No.18048145
>>18048135
他可以google翻譯啊...
他可以google翻譯啊...
>>18048102
沒有 他文法錯的
沒有 他文法錯的
無題 無名 ID:xLqJb3t6 2020/04/03(五) 23:43:08.941 No.18048153
>>18048135
I copy your post to Google translate and have it converted to speech
I copy your post to Google translate and have it converted to speech
無題 無名 ID:Tq1V4U2c 2020/04/03(五) 23:44:01.418 No.18048160
>>18048152
還以為是啥鬼片開場 怪可怕的
還以為是啥鬼片開場 怪可怕的
>>18047454
厄，我承認我的英文很爛，但是這英文沒問題嗎?
厄，我承認我的英文很爛，但是這英文沒問題嗎?
>>18048183
類似"長在樹上的"吧 就是說不勞而獲是不可能之類的
類似"長在樹上的"吧 就是說不勞而獲是不可能之類的
無題 無名 ID:g8JE8Gg2 2020/04/03(五) 23:50:38.511 No.18048213
>>18048183
從天上掉下來的
從天上掉下來的
>>18048208
那為什麼說這很台式??
那為什麼說這很台式??
無題 無名 ID:7Sl.ZprA 2020/04/03(五) 23:51:45.797 No.18048224
>>18048183
他應該是想說語言能力不會自己從天下掉下來
他應該是想說語言能力不會自己從天下掉下來
>>18048216
動詞變化
動詞變化
無題 無名 ID:xLqJb3t6 2020/04/03(五) 23:53:10.931 No.18048238
>>18048171
My English should be (near) perfect but I didn't major in English.
From my various trips to Taiwan, I saw that a lot of English afterschools/tutoring centers are straight up teaching poor English.
Every time I go to Taipei Zoo I see a laowai leading a bunch of Taiwanese students and teaching them English. I still haven't seen a single one teach good English, they're all teaching you guys shitty English.
My English should be (near) perfect but I didn't major in English.
From my various trips to Taiwan, I saw that a lot of English afterschools/tutoring centers are straight up teaching poor English.
Every time I go to Taipei Zoo I see a laowai leading a bunch of Taiwanese students and teaching them English. I still haven't seen a single one teach good English, they're all teaching you guys shitty English.
無題 無名 ID:eIP8NxsQ 2020/04/03(五) 23:53:12.926 No.18048239
無題 無名 ID:aR3PgEYM 2020/04/04(六) 00:06:28.866 No.18048370
哈
太苦了
我在美國出生然後2歲回台灣
雙重國籍當完兵就可以兩邊隨便跑了
太苦了
我在美國出生然後2歲回台灣
雙重國籍當完兵就可以兩邊隨便跑了