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Imagine too difficult even google translate can't handle.

>>17499258
>>17499265
I'm assuming these mean what I think they mean but honestly I have no idea
我假設這些是我認為它們的意思，但老實說我不知道

>>17499271
Honestly, 70% or 90% of the translations are correct
But there are still some places that are a bit strange
It's always been like this

ahhh i feel my eyes getting smaller noooooooo

>>17499271
To be honest , there are still a lot of word which we (the mother language is Chinese)can not fully understand, we can only guess, those word are usually comes from mainland China.
說真的，有很多字眼是我們母語為中文的人都沒辦法理解的，只能猜，這些很多字是來自於中國大陸。

ex. SB NMSL
means : 傻子(fool) 你媽死了(you mother is gone)

這個新的廚種是怎麼回事

英文教學廚？= =

https://stroke-order.learningweb.moe.edu.tw/character_practice.do
此處沒有牆，要寫就寫原文

>>17499368
好像是4CH跑來的
https://luna.komica.org/23/pixmicat.php?res=539448
之前出現在GIF版

>>17499415
所以這位算廚嗎
政治立場怎麼樣

>>17499430
fuck niggers, fuck spics, fuck jews, and most of all, fuck jannies is my political position
操黑鬼，操辣妹，操猶太人，最重要的是，操簡妮是我的政治立場

>>17499410

>>17499430
https://sora.komica.org/00/pixmicat.php?res=17486783#r17487783
不知道

>>17499447
你沒操支那 = =
>>17499450
謝謝島民

語言層面的中文這麼奇怪 你要謝謝對岸
Linguistically, Chinese go strange can attribute to Chinese Communist Party.

因為對岸的文字獄 基本什麼話都會被刪
Because of the sophisticated censorship of CCP. The words what you wanna say will be delete or cannot post.

所以中國喜歡用其他字去代替
That's why, Chinese people use others word to replace what they were going to say. It habit had effected their daily life.

也因如此 你要問對岸 我們也不懂
Therefore, You need to ask people who live in mainland China, using Simple Chinese and ruling by CCP.
For Taiwan, We don't have censorship and using Traditional Chinese. We also don't understand those bullshit.

>>17499469
xie x 2 = xie xie??

他母語是英文嗎?

>>17499471
I use Traditional on Google, but Google is influenced by China, maybe I can find a better translator that isn't owned by Google
我在Google上使用繁體中文，但是Google受中國的影響，也許我可以找到一個更好的翻譯商，它不是Google所有

>>17499484
你讀中文是直接讀 還是看GOOGLE翻譯？

澳洲人，通常半夜會出現

>>17499478
知道你是外國人的話 可以看得懂
一般除非很急才會那樣縮寫

都使用中文的香港、澳門、中國人除外
你是少數待在Komica兩天以上的外國人 anon
像俄羅斯人、美國人、日本人大多只在這裡待個一天而已
看不懂中文 這裡應該會很無聊的

>>17499484
別聽這裡的傻逼讓你學繁體 要好好學習肯定是羅馬音好學易懂

by 受注音毒害的台灣人

>>17499497
I use Google Translate, when I was young enough to be in school they were still teaching European languages, now they teach more Asian languages with the Australian demographic change
我使用Google翻譯時，我還很小，當時還在上學，他們仍在教歐洲語言，現在隨著澳大利亞人口結構的變化，他們開始教更多的亞洲語言

>>17499490
你從何得知 komica？

>>17499506
Coronavirus information is good here, translating every post is exciting, you never know what you're going to get
冠狀病毒信息在這裡很好，翻譯每個帖子都很令人興奮，您永遠不知道自己將獲得什麼

前幾天撤僑那件事太複雜了 有人有用英文講解過嗎?

>>17499513
I google'd for Chinese 4chan to shitpost about coronavirus and try make Chinks angry, then I realised that any Chinese 4chan I would not be able to access regardless because of their firewall. I just found this place through google.
我用谷歌搜索了中文4chan，以發布有關冠狀病毒的文章，並試圖讓Chinks生氣，然後我意識到，由於防火牆的原因，我無法訪問任何中文4chan。我剛剛通過Google找到了這個地方。

Cao ni ma=肏你媽
肏=fuck
你=you (your)
媽=mother

sha bi=傻bi
傻=stupid
I don't know where the "bi" sound comes from, maybe 屄(vagina)

The meaning of the full sentences is exactly the concatenation of those words.
Very easy.

曹妮瑪 is a meant typo(?) of 肏你媽
Chinese get trouble if they don't typo on some words.
So they usually typo on most words.

>>17499512
bullshit! Most of Australians hate Asian so much, bro. They don't even wanna contact Asians,let alone their languages

>>17499510
>>17499512
>Google Translate
>>17499524
>信息
>>17499533

>>17499532
繼”大陸狗快滾”之後的外國島民出現了

>>17499532
so you literally go through all this trouble just for shitposting? Truly an Aussie to the heart.

>>17499530
Taiwan : Send my citizens back!
China : OK!
* China sent 276 infected chinese to taiwan *
Taiwan : FUCK!

支那的言論管制 導致中國有很多縮寫以及代名詞

更有許多歷史淵源長久的作品也被黑名單
南方公園的某集就在說這個

>>17499510
明明是支支
裝什麼清高

>>17499533
Ah yes, I have heard of the mythical grass mud horse, most fascinating creature
啊，是的，我聽說過神話般的草泥馬，最迷人的生物

>>17499541
Most Australians hate Chinese Government, and most Australians don't know the difference between China/Hong Kong/Macau/TW.

From an Australian perspective, you are all very insular and not interested in speaking with Australians, so we don't bother you. That's not to say we don't get along with Asians, the highschool I went to had many since it was near CBD of my city, so I had a fair few Asian friends in highschool but I don't speak to any of them now, been too long
大多數澳大利亞人討厭中國政府，大多數澳大利亞人不知道中國/香港/澳門/台灣之間的區別。

從澳大利亞的角度來看，你們都是非常孤立的，不願意與澳大利亞人交談，因此我們不會打擾您。這並不是說我們與亞洲人不相處，因為我去的高中就在我市的中央商務區附近，所以去了很多高中，所以我在高中的朋友很少，但是現在我不跟他們說話，太久了

>>17499532
防火墻？
Komica是病毒網站嗎= =

>>17499532
I guess this is the place you're searching for:
https://ad n m b2.com/f/%E7%BB%BC%E5%90%88%E7%89%881
BTW, I'm not sure if you will get banned if you troll there.

>>17499563
shi! xie xie!

公啥小啦耖尼呆

>>17499579
No, the Chinese firewall, from what I understand you need VPN for internet access in or out of Chinese websites, I know this is TW though
不，中國防火牆，據我了解，您需要使用VPN來訪問中國網站，但我知道這是TW

>>17499583
I changed my IP to dynamic they can't ban me for longer than 5 minutes
我將我的IP更改為動態，他們不能禁止我超過5分鐘

you can got much more informations form searching(搜尋) fountion on the top page to got what you want (ex:病毒virus,口罩face mask,維尼Winnie)

>>17499576
那你們分得出Thailand和Taiwan嗎

>>17499532
Technically that is not a firewall, but a ban list
The China Great Wall is to prevent Chinks from browsing sites outside,
but not to prevent you from browsing their sites.

我覺得 你有必要先學習正港的台式幽默

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdehlAf8Ssg&list=UUEPFWVgZwCpw8pAlrQhXg0w&index=2

>>17499576
I've read some articles about Australian government -- or at least a few political leaders -- cozy up to China. Is this true? If so, how's the people's reaction?

>>17499607
TH = SEA
TW = East Asia

>>17499605
I found komica /pol/, /gif/, /b/, I will survive here okay for now
我找到了komica / pol /，/ gif /，/ b /，我現在可以在這裡生存了

>>17499601
yea >>17499583 this is the chinaman shitty board you want
go post some pics of winnie get fucked

>>17499624
Yes, they take "political donations". Basically just bribes from what I understand, Australians politics is one big stupid joke, I barely follow it honestly. All I know is I hate China. Most people feel the same about China and Chinese people, hiding assets in Australian property market to hide money from CCP, inflating our house prices, many hate the Chinese here, but won't say it for fear of being "racist".
是的，他們接受“政治捐款”。就我所知，基本上只是賄賂，澳大利亞的政治是一個愚蠢的玩笑，我幾乎沒有誠實地遵循它。我所知道的是我討厭中國。大多數人對中國和中國人也有相同的看法，他們在澳大利亞房地產市場中隱藏資產，向中共隱藏資金，抬高了房價，許多人討厭這裡的中國人，但不會因為害怕成為“種族主義者”而這樣說。

>>17499638
Ok hf

>>17499510
支那賤畜還在裝==

>>17499368
k島留學生

>>17499645
Only the Chinese would remove anonymity from an imageboard, thank god I have good email for this shit
只有中國人會從圖像面板中刪除匿名，謝謝上帝，我對此郵件有很好的評價

>>17499656

來這裡跟chink聊天幹嘛

所以你要拍隻無尾熊或袋鼠
或其他東西附上你的ID
來證明自己是澳洲人嗎
雖然你的發文內容已經滿有可信度了

>>17499610
>>17499601
Technically, You able to read and access some Chinese websites. But cannot post and reply.
Not for Chinese firewall, But for Chinese micro-blogging real name system.
>>17499583
You may able to access mainland chinese 4chan, but cannot post any things.(delete the space bar)

>>17499677
>>17499705
Fuck, I might be able to get only 1 good post off before I'm banned, is it worth giving CCP my phone number and name?
該死，在被禁止之前，我可能只能獲得1條好信息，值得給CCP我的電話號碼和姓名嗎？

>>17499699
Very hard to get guns here after Port Bryant Massacre, a retarded guy killed 35 people and wounded 23 in 1996, after that the Government started buying back guns.
布萊恩特港慘案發生後，在這裡很難買到槍。1996年，政府開始回購槍支，一個智障的人殺死了35人，炸傷23人。

>>17499601
Chinese firewall only block the connection from china to oversea,
everyone should be able to access most of the Chinese website, if you find some are blocked, it is not related to Chinese firewall

>>17499726
不 你的發文ID是這個
>ID:qVQIlrJo
還有台灣的電話是+886

>>17499722
Don't.
The CCP is fascistic that Nazi and USSR.
You will get trouble like a nigga face to American Police

>>17499722
>>17499699
he means "take a photo", not "shooting" a koala

>>17499651
Politics can never be a joke.

Being a Taiwanese, I think everyone here can tell you that politics is real. We can keep the CCP from Taiwan for decades since there are always people who care about the politics.

Letting people think that politics is stupid, dirty, and making people avoid to talk about politics are exactly the politicians want -- these give them more room to play.

You people have to let the politicians know that they must pay a lot -- more than they've got -- for betraying your country.

It's not easy, but there is a simple start. Talk about politics frequently.

>>17499755
Koalas are retarded, it should be okay to shoot them honestly, they don't deserve to have survived as long as they have, they were very very lucky that no cats were native to Australia.
考拉是智障人士，可以誠實地射擊它們，應該沒有倖存下來的時間，他們非常幸運，沒有貓是澳大利亞人。

https://www.losapos.com/koala_dumbest_animal

感覺比較像是耍廚的精障==

>>17499755
沒差別吧？ 無尾熊都快燒死了，拍一張死掉的無尾熊就可以了，門口可能就有一隻了

Hoi Mate, welcome join our "Taiwan-style 4chan", first of all
You need create about yaur "Australia-style anon" in our "Taiwan-style 4chan".
You can use a Painter or any picture to express you're that "Australian anon dude".
I saw u used Painter draw about the Chinese u just learned, and u also post some webm at our /gif/ few days ago, that's a good start.
I wish you have a wonderful experience in "Taiwan-style 4chan".

>>17499765
There's a famous saying in Australia, "she'll be right mate". Basically, don't do anything until everything is COMPLETELY fucked up, then we destroy it all, build it all up 2x better than before.
在澳大利亞有一句名言，“她會是正確的伴侶”。基本上，不要做任何事情，直到一切都完全搞砸了，然後我們將其全部銷毀，並將其構建起來比以前提高2倍。

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27ll_be_right

>In recent years, the term has taken on a less than flattering connotation, with "a she'll-be-right attitude" referring to a willingness to accept a low-quality or makeshift situation rather than seek a more desirable solution.
>近年來，該術語的含義不那麼討人喜歡，“她將是正確的態度”指的是願意接受低質量或臨時的情況，而不是尋求更理想的解決方案。

>>17499771
>考拉是智障人士
LMAO

>>17499771
oh, so koala is Australia panda?

>>17499790
If you take the only leaves that Koalas eat, and take them off the branch, they fail to recognise it as food, this is because they have smooth brains. They also cannot understand what rain is, if it begins to rain they just sit there and wonder why they are wet until the rain passes, this and many other things, they truly are animals that have not evolved and are only here today by pure luck.
如果只拿考拉只吃的葉子，然後把它們從樹枝上摘下來，它們就不會把它當作食物，這是因為它們的大腦光滑。他們也無法理解什麼是雨，如果開始下雨，他們只是坐在那裡，想知道為什麼在下雨之前還是濕的，這以及許多其他事情，他們確實是沒有進化的動物，只是到今天才運氣好。

>>17499799
>Koalas are retarded
No, Panda is Chinese koala

>>17499786
Wow, this is interesting.

Since Taiwan is still at a dangerous position and the risk of "fucked up" is too bad, we seldom think like this.

>>17499814
Australians are very complacent, as long as they can buy their alcohol, even if it is taxed with huge % (700ml bottle of average Vodka will cost around ~40AUD/810 NT$)
澳大利亞人非常自滿，只要他們可以購買酒精，即使它要繳納高額的稅（700毫升一瓶平均伏特加的價格約為40澳元/ 810新台幣）

>>17499808
>If you take the only leaves that Koalas eat, and take them off the branch, they fail to recognise it as food
now that's interesting to know.

>>17499808
OK Koalas is idiot.
Panda too.

But Panda smart than mainland Chinese people.

Australia often gets unique waifu character in Anime

that's enviable

>>17499915
Hm I never heard of Australian characters in Anime. Not surprised she is half Koala, that's about all Japanese think of when they think of Australia.

>>17499890

>>17499771
>it should be okay to shoot them honestly
hmm...so you Aussies don't eat koala? kinda disappointing...
i thought it's legal to shoot/eat koalas and kangaroos in Australia
you should reconsider the policy, make some koala menu or koala jerky things
it could be a tourism boost, many Asians would like to try a koala steak

>>17499986
Kangaroos are considered a pest in Australia and it is encouraged that people eat them, it's a very healthy meat, almost 0% fat. The problem is it doesn't taste very good and it gets tough very easily because kangaroos have so much muscle. Koalas are pretty close to endangered, I would try one if I could though. But you can also eat crocodile and emu here, not as common as kangaroo but you can find that meat if you really want to try it.
袋鼠在澳大利亞被認為是一種有害生物，鼓勵人們食用它們，它是一種非常健康的肉，幾乎含有0％的脂肪。問題是它的味道不好，而且很容易變硬，因為袋鼠的肌肉很大。考拉瀕臨滅絕，如果可以的話，我會嘗試的。但是您也可以在這裡吃鱷魚和e，不像袋鼠那麼常見，但是如果您真的想嘗試的話，可以找到它。

Kangaroos are also very stupid, jumping in front of cars constantly
袋鼠也很笨，不斷地跳在車前

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1N763am4hU

>>17500014
From corona-virus issue
We learn that bat-eater will eat all animals
So if you can make those things edible and yummy
That is good way to earn money form Chink

>>17499410
lol

>>17500050
I'm surprised we don't export more kangaroo to China, they really do eat anything

>The problem is it doesn't taste very good and it gets tough very easily

you need a chink cuisine chef

>>17500080
I wonder what Chef Wang would do with kangaroo. I guess an average Chink chef would cut thinly and fry with enough spices to disguise the flavour.

>>17500102

frying just makes it tougher